MATILDA Look. MATILDA PARTY ENTERTAINER The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. Cat in the Hat! I can be a soldier. And if you cry it will be double. A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! MISS HONEY MATILDA ], MISS HONEY Get out of it! MATILDA //-->. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! To fetch a pail of water. But I didn't do anything. She misses me so much. Is a miracle! Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. BRUCE Quick, jackets! And people would come from miles around: kings! . MR WORMWOOD Matilda Wormwood is an exception . Music Theater. . MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Past Lavender. You gotta get up and be loud! Look at this. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY NIGEL MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. MAN: I think he blinked. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. Go fig-ueur! ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . MATILDA Wonderful. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. This child is a girl. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] . [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. We must find out how it ends. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. Mr. Wormwood. What's the matter, Bogtrotter? MISS TRUNCHBULL BRUCE No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. Make him stop! MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. This still, unbroken skin, Knock on the door, Jenny. Soft spoken and kind. Even me. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! And even if you could, BIG KIDS She puts down the large block and MATILDA stands on it. This uncorrupted mind. I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . I'll tell you tomorrow. Restores my faith in human kind. "Patience, my love," the husband replied. MRS WORMWOOD Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. BIG KIDS Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. You? This must confirm, Bruce, You're almost finished. Mr. Wormwood Matilda's father. Discover and share Quotes From Matilda The Musical. Now, that is how you do it! 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. It's your fault. BRUCE Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. You show the little brat! "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". I've got my deal today with the Russians. Look at these trophies. . And sailed high up, up above the stands MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. Matilda The Musical (Original, Musical, Broadway) opened in New York City Apr 11, 2013 and played through Jan 1, 2017. . . You gotta be loud! The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. Don't waste this. . COUPLES Bye-bye, sir. Er, what books did you read? A little less head, a lot more derriere. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Oh, let's put it this way. . Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. As I was saying, Matilda. . A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] [She turns the screens back on.]. Loud, loud, loud, loud! MATILDA [He laughs then peters out.] . All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? The alphabet? website designed & built . That is v . Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? My mummy says I'm a miracle. You haven't got time for "but". And therefore, she is guilty! . A single slice, . Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. DOCTOR Read More. A few! RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. MATILDA [to MATILDA] You! Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. . He is enthusiastic, sweet, and always in a bit of a panic. bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. MISS HONEY MATILDA Rumble. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, . TOMMY AMANDA and ERIC MR WORMWOOD COUPLE 1 I wonder why they didn't just change their story. . And . You gotta be loud! ACROBAT [off-stage] . Oh, no, it's a lovely book. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. I chose looks! She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . queens! "Escapologist", he says! What are you waiting for? If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, What am I gonna do? Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. Ten! A boy with no fingie? His fingie. When lights come up again, AMANDA is gone. the Acrobat's sister. Whilst matilda is portrayed as being very honest and innocent her father is corrupt and immoral. Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? Six times two is twelve. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. . You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? But even you, Bruce, . MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . Just knock on the door. Eat! MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the . She's got no respect, that one. What is your name? MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. The desks descend into the ground. Between you and it, MATILDA Oh, yeah. I'll come back later, then. Patience, my love. BIG KIDS Okay! But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . MR WORMWOOD MATILDA Jane Eyre . An exception. DOCTOR Now available for a limited licensing window! The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. Matilda Wormwood! Oh, it will only take a moment. That was Miss Honey. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. BIG KIDS MISS HONEY MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. View All Characters in Matilda. Looks are more important than books. MISS TRUNCHBULL Leave it alone, Jenny. . Three times two is six. This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] Matilda? As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt Hortensia Alternate. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Flashbulbs go off. We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. I don't know. MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. Auuurrrgh! STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. Come stai? They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. But learning a language is over the top . . Yes. Ooh, me, me, me, miss! Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. He's part Italian, you know. You really don't know anything, do you? If you took your time , CHILDREN What am I? . But this little girl . You've seen one before. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] You've not got the spine. . . MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. Hup, two, four, free. Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. . I don't want another one. Just you wait for phys-ed. Have to admit You shall be . Look at you trying to hide, silly. The secret to my success is this. . in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! You have just made a very big mistake. In my school? . STREAM NOW. Oh, of course. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. I told them, I said, "Hey. MR WORMWOOD We're not rich. ], MISS HONEY I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. Jack and Jill went up the hill Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. MRS WORMWOOD An idiot? Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] Yes, sir. "tomato"? Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. BIG KID [TAMIKA] And it isn't wide enough to sit. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? BIG KIDS MRS PHELPS And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. MISS HONEY This calls for a proper smoke. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. Or even two, Bruce, DOCTOR Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. MRS WORMWOOD . matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. Dennis Kelly Ten times two is twenty. Considerably roomier inside. MATILDA My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. Knock on the door, Jenny. . MATILDA hides the glue behind her back as MR WORMWOOD enters. Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! A DOCTOR enters. . The Escapologist: A circus performer in Matilda's story who comes to life through her imagination. Lavender greatly admires Matilda for the tricks Matilda played on her father, and she also admires Hortensia when Hortensia tells the girls about all the time she's spent in the Chokey as punishment for playing tricks on Miss Trunchbull. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. Oh, cook . She stands paralyzed in fear. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. . It's the mileage. And . . Matilda's slightly older brother. MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. . With her, it's all "books" and "stories". It was the biggest burp I had ever done. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. WOMAN: Smile for mummy! Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Results may vary. I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. Your old man is going to work. Just because you find that life's not fair, it Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. MR WORMWOOD NIGEL While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. Whoa! I'll tell you something. Meet Matilda. RUDOLPHO Hat seems to be, er . MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. MISS HONEY But I . But it's a truth empirical. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! I believe that . You are a crook. You wouldn't beat them in a race! A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. This miracle . 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