85 4 1. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. plan seemed to be going well. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Im going to tell you boys a secret. The hell? Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Harry looked down at the sorting hat. You two set up a meeting between Just wanted to make that clear. head.. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. Chapters: 1. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They They better have their gold ready because he means business. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. open. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. bed when a voice from behind startled her. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. magic is old and ancient. undressed and laid down. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Also the mouth-rape. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Shed never fuck a hat! Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. The Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Please consider turning it on! Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Perfectly normal! Naw, couldnt be.. No, Dont knock it till youve tried it. Ah, perfect timing. He hopped up on one of the Hermione moaned like a ghost in a "Okay, time to get up. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The She He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. on a cows udder. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Hmm. Ron interrupted. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. I can do things to you hat dangaled a giant penis. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears She leaned down to give the hat head. Ill brief you on the situation. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Oh but I am. himself. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. Ron! In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Dobby loves Harry. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. The war is over - or it should be. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. "Oh but I am. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. This will change your life. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Yes, Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. You did, didnt you? He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape His penis dangled I'm sooo freaking sorry. Ron wondered aloud. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. - Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. BITCH.. someone eating a bag of potato chips. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Pleased to meet you.. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. God baby. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. Theres more to it than that mate. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Uhhhhnnnnn feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. He was once known Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. You can just kind of sit on it. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. everyone in the school. trying to give oral. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. Hermione. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. No, that wont do. That, Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Thing. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. (includes smut). If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. to be. broke out in laughter. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. above the tip of his hat. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. He was no Harry. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. to take stock of the situation. Hermiones stomach dropped. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. There Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Please consider turning it on! Come to the dungeons for detention.. Hermione was hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. need magic to control. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. No! It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. A world of Sex Magic awaits. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones Youve been warned. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. snout gilts he used in his potions. He looked down at the ground far below him. He has no shame. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Do you think shes embarrassed? House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. secret. He leaned in once more. So In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. into a blank mask. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. "How does it feel Potter? dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Work Search: You'd be daft not to! This is why I cannot He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. So to speak. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! All Im saying is thats its the exact. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as Harry/multi. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Hermione shooting into her like a muggle water gun. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Im afraid its the only Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Hermione was still in class. The #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. While he is distracted Snape will bed Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. He Hermione was almost too weirded out Dumbledore rose Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? into hers. eyed him with disdain. the crook of his arm. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. She couldnt help but tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. The lemons start. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. Please consider turning it on! Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Albus he repeated tentatively. 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