Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. Aha! "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy. I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF? Its so annoying. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! Have you no shame, let alone creativity? "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. Ripple makes milk now? Colgate Renewal TV Commercial, 'Confident' Featuring Brooke Shields. Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese. Please Smile. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Bleh. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. Talk about dated. The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe. What an obnoxious brat. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? Get long-lasting relief with toothpaste for sensitive teeth. Another is the LifeLock ad. This is the exciting part!. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. Discover life at Colgate. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. I had to switch channels whenever it came up. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. Wheres men pooping? I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". Shes an icon for over ten years and still going.RESPECT (find out what it means to me!). Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". Fuck! I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. Thats not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon. Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. For dinner? While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! They are selling basic fucking existence. Theyre fucking annoying. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? Or, just Kevin Hart. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! Love when his phone rings! Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Lil' Nas has great delivery. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Shop and browse your favorite Colgate products directly like toothpaste, toothbrushes, mouthwash, whitening kits, and kids dental care products. [quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? No shame at all. Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" How does this work? Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. The drug has a dumb name. Then showing their twats. Colgate Smile. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. Duh. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. Colgate showcases the power of a smile. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. Our advanced lined of products are designed to target and reduce your sensitivity. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. R86, I came here to post the same thing. And the bizarre ad for one of those doordash type delivery services. commercial featuring "Bill"? The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. He confirms and they smile again at each other. Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. Thats a scam R226. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. [quote] I thought that guy was J. And the message it sends is, "Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you'll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!". Just can't figure it out. It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. His 'business bag' was on his back. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. ^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor.". Thats so flyover. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. Always fast forward or change the channel. Some replies are obscure tv commercials. They are the perfect annoying couple. click ACCEPT. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. I switch channels when she appears. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. haunts my dreams. The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. YES. Just beyond wrong! This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? Was it her car? As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. Who's directing these abysmal spots? TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. Some people in advertising never finished high school. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. One was for some online gaming site and they have her face on the body of a cartoon crab or something, like she is one of the characters in some casino game. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush She dances like some cruiseship performer. Yes it is!". 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