Update this biography That's why we need people who can make the TOUGH DECISIONS. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. It will be a lot of fun. "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" First Response: First Response Certainly! <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[308.9844 674.625 540.0 693.375]/StructParent 1/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> And secondly, I dont vote cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. they're always PROCEEDING or moving forward. The table is tilted folks. Difference. Anyway enjoy it while it's h. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. Suddenly we're down to four. And so, a long last after each has RESPONDED to the others INITIATIVES and each has REVIEWED the others RESPONSES and everyone has taken a POSITION made a JUDGMENT and offered a RECOMMENDATION. NOW they have to do something! <>stream They want your retirement money. Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. That's because now he's feeling the heat and so as time passes and more evidence comes in he suddenly changes directions and tells us: POLITICIAN:WERE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! Global Search Search In. [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! And the more noise there is, the harder it is to hear anything worth listening to. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. And then there's the political posts. Its what our system produces: Garbage in. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. They got you by the balls. Our country is failing because the majority of the people are selfish. I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? Bruce Lee was raised Catholic and Buddhist. It's all just noise. Another favorite distortion is Public Service. So, the next time you're walking around looking at your phone, tweeting and Instagramming and Facebooking, just remember this: you're not living in the real world, you're living in the digital world. Every time. What a great idea. I dont vote. To avoid redundancy in the comments section, we kindly ask /u/arkreder to respond to this comment with the prompt you used to generate the output in this post, so that others may also try it out. George Carlin - Euphemisms I don't like words that hide the truth. Web. Yeah, the public sucks! )'B^E_2yKg&. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." hb```b``na` cc`ahd`phQD"#. -{- f1^u0`cp@&CUoM;v> Two is all you need, folks. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. And theyre elected by American citizens. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. They own everything. (LAUGHS). Something is wrong here. Carlin is funny as hell. POLITICIAN:SERVING THE NATION. You and I are not in the big club. everybody complains about politicians. It's like, 'Hey, look at me, I'm having a good time. They own you. He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City into an Irish Catholic family, but he rejected the faith. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! m o n t c l a i r . Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. THE FOOD IS GREAT BUT PUBLIC SERVICE IS TERRIBLE. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. 194 0 obj Everybody's going to save something now. Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! All across this great land of ours, the greatest nation on earth, the greatest nation in the history of the World and in times of military crisis you can be sure that someone in a suit in this town will eventually plant himself in front of a camera and carry on a great deal about the most powerful nation on the face of the earth. Yeah, let's share our every thought and feeling with the entire world, because that's what we need, more information. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. Not in the abstract they don't. Yes, all the words are quite impolite. Some parents deserve respect. George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript. I think the list of commandments was deliberately and artificially inflated to get it up to ten. You enjoy yourselves; itll be a lot of fun. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. endobj They want your retirement money. Everybody complains about politicians. If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). Apparently no one has ever claimed that only a small portion of something (LAUGHS) was blown out of proportion. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. <>/MediaBox[0 0 612 792]/Parent 175 0 R/Resources<>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageC]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/StructParents 0/Tabs/S/Type/Page>> Carlin left a wealth of social, political, and religious commentaryand most of it was highly critical. Been here four and a half billion years. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. We dont have people like that in this country. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. Everybody says they suck. And so, with all of this in mind, folks, I offer you my revised list of the Two Commandments: THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF! Shut the fuck up! Theres a reason. 0000015335 00000 n Sure, there's some good stuff on there, but it's mostly just people filming themselves doing stupid things and hoping to go viral. ', Defense of 2nd Spanish Republic - 1936, Jimmy Reid: 'A rat race is for rats. They dont pass through a membrane from another reality. While breaking down these claims on political correctness, Carlin implements his own set of values. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. We invite you and ask you to help us update this wiki by editing it. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Use the actual ChatGPT bot (not GPT-3 models) for all your conversational needs, Try out the powerful GPT-3 bot (no jailbreaks required for this one), Generate unique and stunning images using our AI art bot, Chat with the BING Chat bot and see what it can come up with (new and improved! That's a friend. Nothing wrong with the planet. I still cant find a flaw in it, or anything even exaggerated. Fuck hope. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. That's a big activity here in Washington! Friends? Michael Cooney was a speechwriter for @, George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE them', National Press Club - 1999. http://www.ravendevelopers.com/blog/2013/0 Bernie Sanders: 'So the next time you hear me attacked as a socialist, remember this', Georgetown University - 2015, Jimmy Carter: 'The threat is nearly invisible in ordinary ways. People go on there, they play with the animals, they pet them, they feed them, but they don't get any real interaction. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. Subreddit to discuss about ChatGPT. I just wanna put this thing behind me and get on with my life (CLAPS, LAUGHS). Everyone experiences pain, of course. New episode of the podcast is terrific. It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents()/Rect[72.0 612.5547 302.8926 625.4453]/StructParent 3/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> The only part I would take with a block of salt is the last in which he explains why he doesnt vote. Its called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it. There's a whole world out there waiting for you, and it's much more interesting than anything you'll find on social media.". They are irrelevant. In fact, it might be the thing that's making you unhappy. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) They dont fall out of the sky. Schedule . But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. You don't. You have no choice. Retweets do count. They should be based on the parents' performance. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. Well, if you ask me, it's more like the land of the self-obsessed and the home of the vain. And of course, they're all looking for that dopamine hit of getting likes and comments from people who agree with them. They don't fall out of the sky. Thats against their interests. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. 124 Copy quote. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Let's all tell each other what we're doing every minute of the day. You're just trying to impress people you don't even know. You have no choice! It goes WAY beyond his famous Seven Words You Cant Say on Television (also classic). % George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO. Marc Allan: Oh, okay, good. Such as the PROCESS: POLITICIAN:WE HAVE TO MOVE THE PROCESS FORWARD SO WE CAN IMPLEMENT THE PROVISIONS OF THE INITIATIVE IN ORDER TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES. They OWN YOU. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. So my advice is this: put down your phone, go outside, and actually live your life. George Carlin Politicians : Choosing Life or Death in Capitalist America.. George Carlin Politicians youtu.be. That doesnt help them. Comedian George Carlin addressed members and guests of the National Press Club in Washington, DC. I always thought it was kind of funny and someone out of character for a POLITICIAN to go out of his way to point out the low level of American intelligence (LAUGHS), when indeed his very job depends upon it. 0000015151 00000 n this is my tribute and way of promoting George Carlin's work. Theres a reason for this, theres a reason education SUCKS, and its the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. You crowned us', by Toni Morrison - 1988, for Michael Gordon: '13 days ago my Dads big, beautiful, generous heart suddenly stopped beating', by Scott and Sarah Gordon - 2018, Tara Westover: 'Your avatar isn't real, it isn't terribly far from a lie', The Un-Instagrammable Self, Northeastern University - 2019, Tim Minchin: 'Being an artist requires massive reserves of self-belief', WAAPA - 2019, Atul Gawande: 'Curiosity and What Equality Really Means', UCLA Medical School - 2018, Abby Wambach: 'We are the wolves', Barnard College - 2018, Eric Idle: 'America is 300 million people all walking in the same direction, singing 'I Did It My Way'', Whitman College - 2013, Shirley Chisholm: ;America has gone to sleep', Greenfield High School - 1983, Joe Marler: 'Get back on the horse', Harlequins v Bath pre game interview - 2019, Ray Lewis : 'The greatest pain of my life is the reason I'm standing here today', 52 Cards -, Mel Jones: 'If she was Bradman on the field, she was definitely Keith Miller off the field', Betty Wilson's induction into Australian Cricket Hall of Fame - 2017, Jeff Thomson: 'Its all those people that help you as kids', Hall of Fame - 2016, Dan Angelucci: 'The Best (Best Man) Speech of all time', for Don and Katherine - 2019, Hallerman Sisters: 'Oh sister now we have to let you gooooo!' They dont care about you at all at all AT ALL. Nobody cares. xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n And nobody seems to notice. 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. The table has tilted folks. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 54 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. You caused the problem. Two reasons. Because if it is really just the fault of the politicians then where are all the other bright people of conscience? So, I know that a little later on this year youre gunna have another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much [Bill Clinton v. Bob Dole]. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Maybe something else sucks around here like: THE PUBLIC. Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. They say, Well, if you dont vote you have no right to complain. But wheres the logic in that? The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. See they don't DECIDE; they DETERMINE. Here Is What You Support, Stop The Steal! 183 21 So, maybemaybemaybe its not the politicians who suck. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . 186 0 obj On Election Day, I stay home. GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. So let me tell you something. They're a digital petting zoo. Several reasons. George Carlin: In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by . 4 0 obj Well, where do people think these politicians come from? Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. George Carlin's acerbic wit and profound societal insights were a one time cultural phenomenon. Dog, Cat, Thinking. Fuck em! Carlin was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, religion, psychology, language and taboo subjects. Carlin was not unique in that he saw through the thick layers of societal propaganda and rhetoric that are the source of many of the worlds problemsand let it be known that, despite his liberal stance on most social issues, he would point out their hypocrisies as wellbut he was well-respected and well-spoken enough to have left an impression on American thinking and history. For added emotional impact sons and daughters can always be substituted for men and women and so I think we can sum this up. THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. According to Carlin, religion is one of humanitys greatest swindles and created nothing but lies, conflict, and suffering. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Its hard to say if he was a Republican or a Democrat, however, as he refused to vote, considering it pointless because voting, as he said, is the illusion of choice.[4]. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. But here's the thing, folks. I'M NOT SURE; I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET (LAUGHS). You wanna know what a friend is? This shit they shuffle around every four years? Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. You know, those posts that pretend to be modest, but really they're just a way of showing off. He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. This wiki was last updated on 11 Apr 2012 by: Today we're opening contributions to all readers. George Carlin. Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! I'VE FAITH IN THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM. Power, Politics & American Sports [transcript] [VIDEO CLIP] Jesse Owens: To me, politics has no part to play on the field of strife of . Hendra, a writer and comedian, talks with Rebecca . Marc Allan: Hi. And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. Ive read it dozens of times. Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. THINGS ARE MOVING FASTER NOW, MISTAKES WERE MADE. You can't have an opinion anymore without being labeled as something. I don't words that conceal reality. Yeah, right. Press J to jump to the feed. xref The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. Personally, I think we still need to hoist our fannies perpendicular and hike ourselves to the ballet box for all elections. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. I'M SERVING THE NATION. He was a spiritual atheist as an adult. You know what they're interested in? (6K"F;nyV-()*bt3QgsX;a\IC'h%7. Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. Now theres one thing you might have noticed i dont complain about: politicians. (LAUGHS). However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans. It's like they're saying, 'Look at me, look at me! He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who dont give a fuck about you.they dont give a fuck about you they dont give a FUCK about you. This is the kind of shit youd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN: Takes the cake! 0000001596 00000 n You know, in the old days, if you wanted to share your opinion with someone, you had to look them in the eye and say it to their face. (LAUGHS). It's like a sewer of hate and stupidity. As a lifelong stand-up comedian, Carlin had a lot of opportunities to speak his mindand religion and politics were two of his favorite subjects. And we've all bought into it. endstream George Carlin: How you doing? His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. But here's the thing: social media isn't real life. They're your 'likes'. But I'm sure they will still remove this. So, I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way. In fact at this point he might even say: POLITICIAN:I'M WILLING TO TRUST IN THE FAIRNESS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. You know what they want? But he wasn't always a . (CLAPS, LAUGHS). 0000000016 00000 n Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. They dont want that! The planet is fine. George Carlin was an outspoken comic, known for his brash sense of humor, foul language and controversial views on politics, religion and other sensitive subjects. A friend is someone who will come over and help you move.

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